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Make it stand out photo by Austin Holmes https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5567502de4b0f3550bf2dc3c/d8ddf57e-3f16-48ad-899d-b03f43742aad/IMG_7861.jpg home https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5567502de4b0f3550bf2dc3c/3eb868a3-baed-4256-8c86-2a8a8c00c877/649CFF84-3FE6-497D-B7CB-510DA1365D19-49337-0000058F8BDEF53D.jpg home - Ethan is a singer, actor, writer, musician, and comedian in New York City, originally from Wilsonville, OR. 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Ethan is an award-winning vocal arranger, comedy writer, and composer; His pilot “1. backpack” won Best Comedy Screenplay in the Oregon Short Film Festival 2019, and he has contributed as a vocalist, writer, and arranger to Brooklyn-based music collective Apartment Sessions and Scranton-based pop-rock band Modern Ties. He is also the host of Ethan’s Open Mic, a variety open mic with a live band. @ethansopenmic Ethan’s influences include Norm MacDonald, Nathan Fielder, Gilbert & Sullivan’s Pirates of Penzance, Spongebob seasons 1-3, and Casey Frey. He has worked freelance as a jingle writer, wedding singer, audition cut creator, musical improviser, musical improv accompanist, session vocalist, beatboxing instructor, church chorister, meme maker, and more. Ethan is a believer in people, the absurd, and the value of great effort put into a frivolous pursuit. BFA Vocal Performance, Carnegie Mellon. 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