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gollum owned a tropical smoothie

“Gollum Owned a Tropical Smoothie” is a new musical about Gollum owning a Tropical Smoothie.

Sound Bites 6.0 - WINNER (Best Musical, Best Lyrics, Best Direction)



Book, music, and lyrics by Ethan Crystal and Garrett Poladian.

The first reading of Gollum Owned a Tropical Smoothie took place in the Crew Bar of the Norwegian Escape. We had our first NYC Showcase at the Kraine Theater in November 2018, and our first full-length reading at Ripley Grier studios in February 2019.

All puppets handmade by Garrett Poladian. Logo by Gene Hua. DEH design and marketing by Holly Fuller.