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gollum owned a tropical smoothie

Gollum Owned a Tropical Smoothie will be featured in the Sound Bites Festival on April 2nd

Link to purchase tickets


Gollum Owned a Tropical Smoothie is a new musical about Gollum owning a Tropical Smoothie.

The first reading of Gollum Owned a Tropical Smoothie took place in the Crew Bar of the Norwegian Escape. We had our first NYC Showcase at the Kraine Theater in November 2018, and our first full-length reading at Ripley Grier studios in February 2019.

All puppets handmade by Garrett Poladian. Logo by Gene Hua. DEH design by Holly Fuller.

Book, music, & lyrics by Ethan Crystal and Garrett Poladian.